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omg Barbie you left the seat up
JESUS BARBIE.
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?
It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/
BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!
omg Barbie pink and brown really
you are supposed to be a fashion iconBarbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE
Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue
is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom
Is no one going to talk about the fact that the seat is up…but that barbie is a girl?…why is barbie using the toilet with the seat up? what are you some kind of animal?
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